Letter 5
Dear Paul,
Did you know that when cars pile up on 64 West and cars are stuck for miles, but your car is in sight of the beginning of the accident, but there seems to be no chance of moving anytime soon….did you know that people will take to playing frisbee in the middle of the highway?
I actually found this rather disturbing.
They are actually playing in the lanes of oncoming traffic…only there isn’t any oncoming traffic….and I’m not sure why.
But doesn’t that bother anyone else.
Little kids playing in the empty lanes of I-64.
Fat ladies walking across the empty lanes and borrowing napkins from other cars so they can go piss in the woods on the other side of the highway.
It’s all pretty fucking weird if you ask me.
And I do have to pee too.
It almost looks like a tailgate party before a sporting event. People with loaded trunks, playing frisbee, car doors strewn open….the only thing missing is the fucking beer and hot dogs.
I guess I was actually hoping we might make good time to Ohio.
We’re not even half way.
Katie

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